Below is a rap that Corky Wharton, Matt Bierbaum, et al, wrote and I performed for the 2009 Christmas Party at the Cornell Physics Department.
Its commonly accepted that Paul Dirac was not a vampire. What this rap presupposes is that maybe he was?
Yo, its Diracula and I've got something to say Better listen close cause sometimes my teeth get in the way. Of my rappin', but never my mathin' Gonna work it strong, gonna make these monopoles happen. Regardless of how you feel about me and my strings with length semi-infinity Respect my proclamation cause you find just one and you got charge conservation So let me take you on a Quantum Leap like Scott Bakula Rocking you out with my spectacular vernacular Amazing math, wunda of the undead Blazin' through complex formulae in my head. Classified by Linnaeus as Mathematica Rex I'm peacin' out watch your equations and watch your necks. Diracula Out